Are YOU hep to the jive?
A quick quiz to find
out how you rate

        Are you hep? Are you hep? Are you keepin' in step? Are you hep to the jive? And what the heck does that mean, anyway? Take this quiz and find out if you are totally cool or like, a major loser. (Answers inside back cover)

1. "Jive" is
   A. jazz
   B. weed
   C. turkey
   D. b.s.

2. Real men let go
   A. of their fears
   B. for the Charleston
   C. on five
   D. on the rock step

3. "Spectators" are
   A. guys who can't lead
   B. non-swing dancers
   C. shoes
   D. hats

4. A really long watch chain is a fashion
   A. statement
   B. faux pas
   C. accessory
   D. risk

5. The best things to wear under your skirt are
   A. bikini briefs
   B. stockings, garter belt and garters
   C. bike shorts
   D. nothing!

6. Zoot suit riot...
   A. is a great song
   B. throw back a bottle of beer
   C. throw back a bottle of Evian
   D. police would be so cool

7. You push it and you push it and you...
   A. pump up the jam
   B. rock step
   C. never give it a freakin' break!
   D. cross over

8. Hep is to hip as
   A. lep is to lip
   B. cat is to kitten
   C. doll is to chick
   D. chick is to fella

9. Swing is
   A. what Hipster Daddy-O does
   B. a state of mind
   C. groove or feel
   D. a dance step

10. Lindy is
    A. originally from Harlem
    B. a form of writing used at Knossos
    C. totally easy
    D. so totally not easy
    
    
     

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