Quiz Answers
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B. I know, only losers use drugs (except chocolate and Midol) but lots of
swing songs are about drugs, including Cab Calloway's "Minnie the Moocher".
This is because back in the 'forties people thought only African Americans
(they called them 'colored people') smoked marijuana (and only Asian people,
or 'Chinamen', used heroin. They didn't know about acid yet) so the white
folks didn't care as long as the blacks kept playin' that 'jungle music'.
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C. Duh! 'Nuff said.
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C.
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D. Okay, like, if your partner has a zoot suit? And he looks really good
in it? Then maybe it's okay -- but the chain can't be so long you're like,
tripping over it!
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TRICK QUESTION! It's totally up to you. But Kyle likes garter belts
so I know what I'll be wearing to his next gig!
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B. Zoot suit riot police? You have got to be kidding. Their hot uniforms
are way sexier.
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D. Puh-leeze! Technotronic is so out it's not even funny.
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C. 'Cause hep is just an older word for hip. Like 'tan pants' and 'Chinos'.
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C. I know because Kyle told me and he is like, an awesome musician and totally
smart, too.
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A. Although learning the Lindy hop is so totally not easy, it started in
Harlem. So maybe D. is right too. I have NO idea what B. means, I just needed
one more answer and my dad thought that was so funny. What-EVER!
If you got every single swingin' question right,
or just missed one then you could go dancing wearing, like, jeans
and a t-shirt and it wouldn't matter, even. You are a Swingin' teen Queen!
If you got two wrong, that's totally okay. You
are still very awesome but you should still make sure you dress good, like
you don't already -- As IF! You rate Swing Sister!
If you only got seven right then you might want
to take a dance workshop and talk to some DJ's -- and musicians! I
am sure, they are so COOL!! And you could use some pointers in that
department, honey. P.S. Do NOT go clothes shopping alone.
If you missed four or more, OH -- MY --
GOD. You should not even be reading this magazine. You should be taking
a basic swing class and listening to swing CD's about a zillion times a day.
You wear leg warmers, don't you? Ew.
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